Get real time updates directly on you device, subscribe now.
We all get to that point. Our mjulubengs get so hard or chics get so wet you’d think the Indian Ocean has finally moved. The worst part about getting super sexually aroused when your alone is that it can make you do crazy things. Like calling your ex for a cuddle. Or hitting your guy’s chic raw because you’ve been meaning to have her and she agreed to come. Can you beat horniness? Check out these tips and figure it out.
1. Masturbate
Simple. Clean. Easy. All you have to do is whip out yah monkey and do the deed. For the ladies, all you have to do is the necessary, there’s no need of getting into the details. Ahem. The best part about masturbation is that it’s disease free and you can visualize having sex with anyone, ladies, Justin Bieber is all yours.
2. Try a cold shower
This is mostly for the chics. It might not reaaaaally work but you can cool down your body.
3. Dance
Dance with a lot of energy. The kind of dance that makes you feel like you’ve used energy in your body. Sensual dancing, the one where you gyrate and touch others will only just heighten your stimulation. Fast paced hiphop/trap songs are recommended, by yours truly.
4. Exercise
A few streinous activities will help. Exercising ensures you’ll be too tired to do anything later so work it. Lift a few weights, jog, a few press ups and repeat. Try using a lot of energy while you’re at it. You can even go swimming or hit the gym.
5. Have sex
Obviously. Bora umechora story ya contraceptives, get a good lay and kill that horniness. This is the last option if all else fails.
